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Old 09-28-2010, 07:08 PM
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me first. What is cromarties favorite clothe designer?

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Old 09-28-2010, 08:33 PM
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me first. What is cromarties favorite clothe designer?

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Sorry brother, I hear crickets.......
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:35 PM
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Sorry brother, I hear crickets.......
yep...thats why there are no comedians on this forum
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:19 PM
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Sorry brother, I hear crickets.......
LOL im sitting in my bedroom and Crickets are exactly what I hear right now.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:21 PM
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I could start up the Folk jokes but being it is a family type atmosphere, I wont do it. Anyone that has been on our live game chat knows what im talking about.
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Here's one I saw online the other night that gave me a bit of a chuckle..........

Sideline reporter Ines Sainz says she wants to move on after accusing the New York Jets of sexual harrasment. Sainz says she misunderstood when players in the locker room said they would like her to meet Woody Johnson.


And one more.........

The NFL investigating the NY Jets players allegedly making sexually suggestive comments to a Mexican Female Sports reporter at practice. Apparently, the Jets players thought "harass" was two words.
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I got a joke for you guys: "Brian Schottenheimer"
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:09 AM
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I got a joke for you guys: "Brian Schottenheimer"
If we were 0-3, maybe......
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LOL im sitting in my bedroom and Crickets are exactly what I hear right now.
do you live in a hut ???
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I got a joke for you guys: "Brian Schottenheimer"
wait.....and Comedy Central hasn't contacted you yet ??
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