Two guys go into a restaurant...

[GreenByNature]

Two guys go into McDonalds and one guy scans the menu choice and places his order for his meal. The other man just orders a coffee.

After sitting down together at a table, the man who ordered a meal says to the other man, "I see you have quite a reserved palate, for you do not wish to buy from ye you seek to sell too!" He then says to the man, "Are ye not the same?"

[The Green Titan]

Okay I know it's almost March but I was walking around the house today and I started laughing for what I thought was no reason. Then it dawned on me, I remember reading this joke on January 9th and I finally got it. Very funny!

[Jetschris]

I still don't get it, do ye?

[DomUK]

no i don't,
would thee be kind enough to explain?

[Jets337]

I've banished far too many brain cells to get that one.

[Jetschris]

I've banished far too many brain cells to get that one.

All you really need to live are two, one to blink YES and one to blink NO.

[Jets337]

All you really need to live are two, one to blink YES and one to blink NO.

Thanks brother!

[The Green Titan]

I've banished far too many brain cells to get that one.
I was hoping you'd get the sarcasm in my response. Yeah, I don't get it either.

[Jets337]

I was hoping you'd get the sarcasm in my response. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Sadly, hangovers dull my knife a bit. :)

[Jetschris]

Sadly, hangovers dull my knife a bit. :)

Just like your snagging of the inside scoop before everyone else, I figured you were one up again. So that was two jokes I didn't get.

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How many games in this season?

[The Green Titan]

16, but i'm thinking about an 18 game season.

[Jetschris]

16, but i'm thinking about an 18 game season.

Then I hope for a 11-7 record.

What do you think?

[Scooter]

Then I hope for a 11-7 record.

What do you think?

Speculation.

[Jets337]

Then I hope for a 11-7 record.

What do you think?

We should have more losses to solidify our standing in the draft.

[Jetschris]

We should have more losses to solidify our standing in the draft.

If the team is only me, and the game is how many joke I get and how many I don't, and you draft another player I am out. It's my game and I still can't win.

[SackExchange]

16, but i'm thinking about an 18 game season.
I've always beleived that the NFL should nix two presason games and play an 18 games season.

[Jets337]

I'd like to see that too. I imagine that will have to be part of the next collective bargaining agreement.

[The Green Titan]

I'd like to see that too. I imagine that will have to be part of the next collective bargaining agreement.
Easy there John Lennon

[Jetschris]

I heard the news today oh boy
four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire
and though the holes were rather small
they had to count them all
now they know how many holes it takes
to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to turn you on.

--- John Lennon

[CaliGreen]

.....didnt get it the first time