ProfessorJet Rocks

[emartin28]

Dear thy wise Professor:

How does thou voice ones spirit with such elegance and grace? Your words of wisdom are evoked with a passion that is unmatched in our contemporary world. I commend you for your fine contributions to this board sir and am eager to lend my ears to your crafty yet truthful scriptures on a latter day. My thanks to you wise professor of jetdom. Good day.

[GastineauSackMaster99]

I second that, ProfessorJet is the man! At first I thought to myself, what an unusual character. But the more I read his posts the more of a fan I've become.

[GastineauSackMaster99]

I also must know ProfessorJet's all-time favorite Jet?

[ProfessorJet]

Verily, I am touched by your grace and genteel manner. Platitudes aside, I aim to gain both your fidelity and respect with subsequent postings.

[ProfessorJet]

I also must know ProfessorJet's all-time favorite Jet?

Much like the Cretan labyrinth at Knossos, yours is a question comprised of great complexity and intrigue. As Charon the Boatman must have endured on his arduous journey toward Hades on the River Styx, I must search through the mist of my psyche for the noble Jet who I believe has the mettle--and is most emblematic of the ideals set forth by both Nature and Nurture-- to be chosen as the "favorite", as you have stated. At this juncture, I must endeavor to say--with much vociferousness and candor--Justin Keller, on offense, for his burgeoning skill and youthful exuberance; the gentle behemoth, Kris Jenkins on defensive assignment, and Leon Washington--possessor of speed not seen since the time of Hermes-- on les équipes especial.

EDITORIAL ADDITION: Please forgive my ghastly error, GastineauSackMaster99. I misread your missive as my favorite Jet this year. Answering your true question shall require further introspection.

[The Green Titan]

Much like the Cretan labyrinth at Knossos, yours is a question comprised of great complexity and intrigue. As Charon the Boatman must have endured on his arduous journey toward Hades on the River Styx, I must search through the mist of my psyche for the noble Jet who I believe has the mettle--and is most emblematic of the ideals set forth by both Nature and Nurture-- to be chosen as the "favorite", as you have stated. At this juncture, I must endeavor to say--with much vociferousness and candor--Justin Keller, on offense, for his burgeoning skill and youthful exuberance; the gentle behemoth, Kris Jenkins on defensive assignment, and Leon Washington--possessor of speed not seen since the time of Hermes-- on les équipes especial.

EDITORIAL ADDITION: Please forgive my ghastly error, GastineauSackMaster99. I misread your missive as my favorite Jet this year. Answering your true question shall require further introspection.

I haven't been this amused since the first day this forum opened. I don't think I've ever read a sports opinion in this format before. Very interesting. You are a riot!

[Beamen]

Yo Prof- His name is Dustin, not Justin

[ProfessorJet]

Yo Prof- His name is Dustin, not Justin

I beg your forgiveness for my colossal faux pas. There is no valid excuse I may impart for my serious transgression, although I would have preferred young Dustin to have been named Justin, or more correctly, Justus for a righteous individual, attributes which he, clearly, exhibits.

[DomUK]

Prof. you rock.
Not only are you very well informed on all things Jets; you also manage to get your point across with great elegance and knowledge.

[IncomeTax20]

Prof jet your picture does it all for me.. you should b on espn

[rbianco3]

Yeah, I enjoy the professors posts, however they make me feel very inferior with my limited vocabulary, poor grammar and spelling.

[IncomeTax20]

lol dont feel that way. my grammar here is horrible.. i choose to write this way since its faster for me.. But i get your pt

[ProfessorJet]

Yeah, I enjoy the professors posts, however they make me feel very inferior with my limited vocabulary, poor grammar and spelling.

I have been in negotiations with site management about initiating a remedial English thread, as well as those involving mythology, sartorial accoutrements, and plate tectonics. The snag, as it were, is in the method of my recompense. I don't believe vouchers at the celebrated Bunny Ranch is enough to compensate for my expertise.