Tending Camels

[dirtyjohn]

Scooter, You need a new advocation.

[Jets337]

Did you mean vocation?

[The Green Titan]

Or did you mean that you advocate a new vocation

[Jets337]

I really won't be able to sleep until I know what he meant. What is that Scooter needs?? And, who is this DirtyJohn person?

[The Green Titan]

Tending camels? Why not sheep? I would vocate an advocation to sheep tending for Scooter.

[Jets337]

Scooter does like to tend sheep. He told me that one day. Said that when his GM career is over, he wanted a sheep farm. Maybe a goat and an Alpaca as well.

[The Green Titan]

Can you tend chicken. I think you can. I'm speculating of course. If Scooter was here he's talk to a chicken farmer before responding.

[Jets337]

Can you tend chicken. I think you can. I'm speculating of course. If Scooter was here he's talk to a chicken farmer before responding.

chickens may be beyond Scooter's pay grade. I, of course, could tend chickens, and perhaps turkeys. Turkeys are stupid. They can drown in rain storms, so you must be on the ball. Scooter couldn't handle it.

[The Green Titan]

chickens may be beyond Scooter's pay grade. I, of course, could tend chickens, and perhaps turkeys. Turkeys are stupid. They can drown in rain storms, so you must be on the ball. Scooter couldn't handle it.

Did you know that you can hypnotize a chicken. I learned this when I was with an SF group in Panama. No one ever believes me but here's the proof.

Chicken hypnotism
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A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance, by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds and 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

I was taught this to show how to kill a chicken without it making a lot of noise. Yea, it was weird.

[jetsknicks1]

chickens may be beyond Scooter's pay grade. I, of course, could tend chickens, and perhaps turkeys. Turkeys are stupid. They can drown in rain storms, so you must be on the ball. Scooter couldn't handle it.

All this talk about sheep, chicken, and turkeys make me think the GM needs to appoint a consession stand manager.

[Jets337]

All this talk about sheep, chicken, and turkeys make me think the GM needs to appoint a consession stand manager.

You, my friend, are a true visionary!

[Jets337]

Did you know that you can hypnotize a chicken. I learned this when I was with an SF group in Panama. No one ever believes me but here's the proof.

Chicken hypnotism
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism)
Jump to: navigation, search
A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance, by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds and 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

I was taught this to show how to kill a chicken without it making a lot of noise. Yea, it was weird.

Would that work with an Alpaca?

[The Green Titan]

Would that work with an Alpaca?

Yes, it works with all animals. Scooter should start a tiger reserve and try it on one of them. Let me know how it goes Scooter

[Jets337]

Yes, it works with all animals. Scooter should start a tiger reserve and try it on one of them. Let me know how it goes Scooter

I really feel bad for Scooter, not being accepted and all. (don't tell him I said that)

[jetsknicks1]

You, my friend, are a true visionary!

I'm just honored to be here.

[Jets337]

I'm just honored to be here.

Don't get all emotional on us. It sickens Titan and me. Scooter may like it though.

[The Green Titan]

I'm just honored to be here.

Who are you and where did you get that awful avatar

[Scooter]

Scooter, You need a new advocation.

I think "dirty john" didn't like my urinal cake post.

[Scooter]

Tending camels? Why not sheep? I would vocate an advocation to sheep tending for Scooter.

I am a wolf in sheep's clothing!

[Jetschris]

You think you know a person.....

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[jetsknicks1]

You think you know a person.....

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That camel looks a little nervous

[Jetschris]

You would be too !!!

[Scooter]

You think you know a person.....

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I thought Jets337 replaced me...I thought that was the case, but now I'm not sure, I might know, but then again.

[The Green Titan]

I thought Jets337 replaced me...I thought that was the case, but now I'm not sure, I might know, but then again.

I have a couple of days to decide on whether or not to franchise tag you. (It's a new NFL rule to prevent a mass exodus by GM's into sheep herding or camel tending)

[Jetschris]

Maybe he meant Camel cigarettes.

[Scooter]

Maybe he meant Camel cigarettes.

Lets ask bcr1.
He knows about all the transactions.

[Jetschris]

alright, let me have a smoke first

[Scooter]

alright, let me have a smoke first

Get a beer too.
...and have your favorite search engine ready.

[Jets337]

I want be a asiant coach

[DomUK]

I want be a asiant coach

u wanna be an asian coach???

[Jetschris]

u wanna be an asian coach???


Then I wanna be the Dolly Lama

[Jets337]

u wanna be an asian coach???

asiant coach! Bcr1 created the job.

[DomUK]

interesting....
what does an asiant coach do?

[Jets337]

interesting....
what does an asiant coach do?

I think it involves following SpaceGodzilla with a mop and bucket. Waiting to hear the full job description.

[DomUK]

so your the official dino pooper scooper?

[Jets337]

I hope so. I think I'm up for the challenge. I think it's radioactive, so I get hazard pay.

[The Green Titan]

You are the dingle berry scooper.

[Jetschris]

I hope so. I think I'm up for the challenge. I think it's radioactive, so I get hazard pay.

Do you get a check, or one lump sum?

[Jets337]

Do you get a check, or one lump sum?

I think the situation is fluid.

[The Green Titan]

Do you get a check, or one lump sum?

One lump sum, no pun intended huh!

[jetsknicks1]

Man, we have really run out of things to talk about.

[Jetschris]

One lump sum, no pun intended huh!

pun definately intended:o